bad pussy
"Reframe your life as a science lab & anything that happens is art." —Chris Kraus
Saturday, August 18, 2018
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Sunday, August 12, 2018
Thursday, August 9, 2018
Wednesday, August 8, 2018
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Today I Ate A Dentist
The dentist laid me back
in his space age dentist’s chair
and had me open my mouth
really wide.
Wide, wider, widest, he said,
wide as you can go.
I heard the hinges of my jaw creak
and give way.
There,
is that wide the fuck enough for you,
you misogynistic sadist?
I said this with my eyes, seductively, of course.
The dentist lifted one clownish size 13
and put it into my mouth.
Then he pulled the other in after it.
He said goodbye to his assistant,
who he had chastely loved all these many years,
who he had chastely loved all these many years,
kissed her on the cheek,
and disappeared inside me
like he was descending into a moist manhole.
The dental assistant, a very nice Asian woman
named Pam, stared into my gaping mouth
with a look of utter astonishment.
From deep inside me we both heard
the dentist yodeling back,
“I’ve been waiting to do this all my life!
I've tried my very best.
I've tried my very best.
Tell my wife and kids goodbye
and good luck to you all!
That's all folks!"
and good luck to you all!
That's all folks!"
Monday, July 30, 2018
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