Your Month-by Month Horoscope for Any Year

1.

Write down a list of everything you want to happen in your life and concentrate hard on turning each of them into a piece of concrete. Chew gum.

2.

Yes, it's one of those days. Things crawling. Stay close to the woodwork. That may never happen. (You know what I mean). Think: owl.

3.

It's a busy day & you have a lot to project. Ceilings. Monkeys. Who have you become? If it's far-fetched, it's time to fetch it.

4.

It’s a fine time to do whatever. Grow a scab. You could experience a trigger. Go ahead, grit your teeth. Fireflies. Pick a card, any card.

5.

Guard it today. Don’t believe in yourself so much. Maybe 72%? Make promises they can’t hear. View muddled. An old lady with a walker.

6.

Bear in mind: the equator. To swim you might have to fit in a fish. A window opens. Two sticks of dynamite; no match. Who's Mr. Drastic?

7.

Check your breath. Your mouth a trench: the unsaid. No standing anytime. One-thirty, the fire hydrant. Dog-shaped shadow. He's in red. 

8.

Take time to return the flavor. The moon angles upward. Unpredictability becomes your new m-o. Cut the nerve. Buddy-up. Smile audaciously.

9.

Insincerity wins any day but this one. A big hug could make all the difference in a beehive. A cat watches the baseboards for good reason.

10.

Love behind the greens. Transit your partner. It’s an excellent time to have feet. Forecast a future crime. Use small words. Partridge.

11.

Cultivate a pitfall. A cigarette pack is not a lobster. Spot yourself in an empty landscape. Plan an intersection. Blink a lot. Page 49.

12.

Keep the other hand firm. Instigate? Tongue luck. Many paths are wise to avoid. Flypaper. Don’t underestimate the sizzle. Butternut be real.