Everything is better than me.
Every thing.
A fingernail is better than me.
A cat sleeping on a rug.
A crumb from a crumb cake.
A bloody nose with no tissues at hand is better than me.
Every single letter in the alphabet.
A cancelled stamp.
A mispronounced word.
Better than me.
A booger—yes a booger—is better than me.
Some guy in a wife-beater t-shirt beating his wife in the
kitchen downstairs is better than me.
A broken roof shingle lying in the street.
A flat tire.
A sore toe.
A bounced check.
All of them, every single one of them:
Better than me.
Something a truck driver digs out of his ear and sniffs while
waiting for a light to change.
A crushed can.
A stitch in your side.
Whatever’s reflected in any mirror.
Mustiness.
Moths in the flour.
Clank.
Pommel.
Stick a hose in it.
Let the air out.
You guessed it.
Rubber puddle.
Better than me.
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