Yesterday I traveled to Saturn and back. It took me less
than two and a half hours, round-trip. The length of my stay was variable,
either three years or the time it takes to butter a slice of toast. While
there, I met my real parents for the first time. They hugged and kissed me and
said they were very proud of me. Then I was taken to the Home Office where I
was introduced to one of the associate editors to whom I’ve been sending my
reports all these years. He was younger than I expected and taller and had less
eyes. He told me to keep up the good work and suggested more naps. When I asked
when I could return home for good he said not for a while yet. “We’ll send
someone, though, when the time comes.”
“Cancer?” I asked. “Heart attack?”
He shrugged. “Not sure. We were thinking maybe a runaway
hotdog cart?”
I was back at my apartment in time for lunch.
Everyone wanted to know if I saw the rings of Saturn and
what they were like. At first I told them the truth, that I didn’t see the rings
at all, but they seemed so disappointed that I started making up more and more
elaborate descriptions just to make them happy and they were.
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