Confessional Poetry is Like Pooping into Your Own Mouth
It must have been one of those banana farms
on wheels you hear so much about
on wheels you hear so much about
on the internet these days. Or the giant penis
outlined in the skies above Auckland.
outlined in the skies above Auckland.
Or…
Or…
Well never mind.
It's yesterday's obsession; today, he's a cat
and just can't help himself.
More importantly,
is there something I am not letting Jesus
do in my heart? This glass of milk,
for instance, is a lot like you.
It’s a proven fact: if you've got a bottle of chocolate syrup
and a few other items, you, too,
and a few other items, you, too,
can become a worldwide sensation.
A farmer admitted doing it,
but claims it was largely an accident
& he doesn’t want to be identified.
Accident?
A second piglet was born
with a penis on its forehead!
Paper, money, the side effect of street vendors,
pour a little into your hand.
It's sticky.
But these rules must be followed
to the absolute last letter.
And I've only seen smokers on TV.
Before you start, however, make sure you’ve met
the minimum requirements
of the art and, remember,
the Judas tagging system is legal.
of the art and, remember,
the Judas tagging system is legal.
You won’t regret it.
Well, you might.
But only if you become a tall isolated object
walking across an empty plain.
Or a red fish.
By the way, is your name Max?
walking across an empty plain.
Or a red fish.
By the way, is your name Max?
Don’t flatter yourself, grasshopper.
Not all feet are seductive.
Sure, sometimes it's fun to open your wallet
just a little wider than your mouth.
Is it a call to your third-century manhood?
Is it all in vain?
As for me, I hope I can find a way to return
this napkin,
this holy grail.
this holy grail.
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