Sissy Survival 101: What to do when you encounter a snake.

Drop everything. Throw your hands high over your head & emit an ear-splitting scream. Turn & begin running, blindly, in an uncoordinated, pell-mell fashion, arms & legs akimbo, palms fluttering. Widen eyes to the point of comically bulging. Give every indication of total, uncontrolled hysteria. Continue running & screaming. Trip, fall, rise. Repeat as necessary.