=slurp it up!=

It's at times like these that you come to understand at last why that marriage didn't work out, why that girlfriend dumped you so suddenly, why so many relationships ended so bitterly. They were right, every single one of them, but not even they knew how right they were, did they sissy? They may have suspected, or felt it subconsciously, never quite being able to put their finger on it and, after all, you did your best to disguise it, to argue with them, to insist that there was absolutely nothing whatsoever wrong with you…that you were 100% all man. Maybe you even talked yourself into believing it. Well, if only they could see you now! A picture is worth a thousand explanations and just as many apologies. I doubt, though, that they'd even want to hear from you again. They had no use for you then and they'd surely have no use for you now. Still, you just might want to drop them a line if only to tell them you're sorry for wasting so much of their life. Who knows? Maybe the two of you could pencil in time for a lunch and a pedicure? You'd have so much catching up to do and so much to talk about now that you're both girls. Wouldn't that be sweet? Dream on, sissy!